pants beer

when someone pours beer on their junk for no apparent reason

“let’s have a beer”
“no let’s have a pants beer”

* pours beer on their junk*

by maya with the papayas December 9, 2023

pants tear

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.

He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.

by Filth June 4, 2016

Sausage pants

Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.

Can also apply to adults.

Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!

by escyr April 15, 2022

Pantelis

Pantelis

Pantelis

by Opa124 November 24, 2021

airport pants

comfy pants that you would wear to the airport

wow lily where did you buy your airport pants? Oh fag central located in Miami.

by fruitlooped May 10, 2018

Pen pants

Pen pants refers to someone that has a visible erection

“Yo did you see Tommy’s pen pants?”

by JesusChristIsCool September 19, 2021

Grampy pants

An interesting nickname for ur grandpa.

"Why hello there, Grampy Pants."

by cookiexbrookie June 25, 2023