National slap tommy day

Slappp a tommy if you know him on April 19

It’s national slap tommy day slap of u know a tommy

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

National lick pablito nuts

Pablito nuts are supposed to be devoured on this lovely day of December 2nd

Hey yo did you lick any pablito nuts today on national lick pablito nuts??

by Pablitonuts December 1, 2019

National Cool Kids Day

National holiday celebrated on April 4th annually.

Now that it’s April 4th, happy national cool kids day!

by Globe Master April 5, 2020

Happy national Lexi Day

On April 15 , we come together and celebrate the day where Lexi turns older !

Lexi slave #1 : Hey guys I heard it’s Happy national Lexi day
Lexi slave #2: Isn’t that on April 15? Where we celebrate her birthday?

Lexi slave #1: Yeah

by Lexi slave #2 April 15, 2020

National blow job day

October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day

Blow me ok I will for national blow job day

by Danny08466g October 4, 2020

national piss yourself day

umm nationla piss urself day is every november 27th and 28th and it when you pee yourslef violently for the entire day

cart: did you know that today is national piss yourself day?
pee: no
cart: kys :3 *pees self

by towignw5imgkmrfldmk rptn November 27, 2021

National break a law day

November 28 is the day to break a law day

Today a lot of people broke a law for national break a law day

by November 28 October 17, 2019