Matthew

blackass mf
(snabba addict)

look at that kanker matthew ova there

by HornyHogrider69 June 6, 2025

Mathematical Purrfection

When educators who are cat lovers love to pose creative math questions—and mathematical quickies or trickies—that center around their pets (or “masters of the house”), or are attracted by real-life word problems that embrace the feline family.

Two brain-unfriendly questions that exhibit mathematical purrfection are:

1. At a Cats’ Café, how many cute kittens are there if there are 9 more legs than tails?

2. Guesstimate the average cat bill at the veterinarian over her lifestyle.

by Numerati June 18, 2025

Matthew

A fucking fat ass who sits at his computer all day and uses his twin for clout

Ugh our discord mod is matthew?

by Obamni July 6, 2025

Matthew

Gay.

Hey look, it's a Matthew!

by Tackswithaknackforapack July 8, 2025

Matthew

The Clihbbler. (always nibbling on the clih)

Brooooooo did you hear Matthew is THE clihbbler???

by user5676767 October 27, 2025

Matthew

A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible

Matthew is never, on his dot, he needs to stop being such a bad player and marcher

by Dark_Logic99 November 5, 2025

Matthew2535

The best Greggs Cult leader to ever of existed. Best Alton Towers Roblox developer ever.

Matthew2535 is the best.

by Toxic_vAngel December 17, 2025