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New Jersey PB n J

A sexual move when you smear Peanut Butter and Jelly in a girl's vagina. You dunk a piece of bread into the vagina spreading the peanut butter and jelly on the bread, then eating it.
Misty: I'm hungry.
Brock: How 'bout you make me a New Jersey PB n J, bitch!
Misty: Ok.
by Cocktit69 February 19, 2010
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I J and you're on the O

Inside Joke and you're on the Outside. Used on someone looking for an explanation of an inside joke. Usually leads to further confusion, as it is often use as an inside joke of its own.
Guy: Jane sure is bootylicious.
Guy 2: That thing is like a watermelon!
Girl: What are you guys talking about?
Guy: I J and you're on the O.
by StegDizzleG September 15, 2011
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help my j key is broken

often typed when a j key on a keyboard is broken.
wait how would you type it if its broken?
Help my j key is broken on my keyboard!
by TheBroken10thLetterKey May 17, 2018
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crack a ray j on your peep

:To ejaculate upon ones face
- "crack a ray j" - ejaculating, Cumming
- "peep" - Face
An everyday use:

The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"

The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."
by Shob October 8, 2005
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J.A.P. (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards the people of Japan "jap")
is:
A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair,
shes from the east coast,
her fake tan makes her look like a mexican,
she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins,
or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton.
Her nose is a Joo nose,
She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money.
Her voice is either
a)raspy
b)new york accented
c)bitch
d) all the above

A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ)

J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.
Sherry:"Dood, look!"
Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore."

Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..."
Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!"
Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"
by Efler December 14, 2008
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5e regel van J&P

Ga je niet binnen in haar edele delen, dan zijn jullie slechts geliefden zonder voordelen. (in contrast met "friends with benefits" ofwel "vrienden met voordelen")
Bro ze hebben al een maand rela maar hij heeft haar nog niet gebald, hij vergeet de 5e regel van J&P.
by JPTHELEGEND October 21, 2022
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BTS J-Hope is a busan boy

BTS J-hope is a busan boy.
BTS j-hope is a busan boy. For voters to migrate.
by Exotata January 29, 2023
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