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Hard Candy

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive
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Hards

The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.

He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
That monkey is such a Hards
I love how weird hards is
by MonkeyManOogaBooga April 3, 2023
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Hard boiled

(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.

The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."
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Hard boiled

(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.

The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."
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Chris Harding

Yeah Wow, just bought you 30 double rum and cokes mate. I’m feeling like Chris Harding tonight!
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Chris Harding

Yeah Wow, just bought you 30 double rum and cokes mate. I’m feeling like Chris Harding tonight!
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Hard bushing

The vigorous yet gentle rubbing of two or more girthy mustache.
We were hard bushing near a grassy knoll.
by Vealson June 10, 2024
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