February 28

Hug or kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend!!

Nancy: Kiss me.

Johnathan: Why?

Nancy: It's February 28th!

by NancyWheeler6769 February 28, 2026

Febrygry

That feeling of disorientation at the start of the day, especially at the end of February/winter.

"What's today's date?" "I dunno... Febrygry."

It was cold, cloudy, and miserable outside; a truly febrygrious day.

by Adelphos12 March 3, 2026

February 14

all the single best friends get to fuck

bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:

by siktireli November 11, 2024

Febuary 26th

if you were born on this day you have mad taste, can make some bomb ass sex jokes, and they probably have absolutely insane party stories.

person 1 : they were born on febuary 26th

person2 : so you're telling me they're sick as hell

by scaredofbeans,spaceboy!? December 22, 2024

febreze wearing cliffy

An unmanly dude that is poor who lives at his mother's place smells like cats and amount have money for some body spray and uses febreze to try and hook a date

"cliffy" hey nice shoes want to fu**!?,no! and shut up you febreze wearing cliffy.

by Arrowspadre December 29, 2024

February 18

National annoy your best friend because it’s her birthday day

Girl 1: Happy birthday!! It’s finally February 18!
Girl 2: stoppppppp
Girl 1: never!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shawdowban January 25, 2025

February 2

National get 3 titty pics from your crush day

She has dem titties on February 2

by Fortheboiswink January 31, 2025