Someone whos penis is so big, when it gets an erection, it seems to go into space, like an astronaut.
by His Airness Dos June 12, 2006
Get the cock astronaut mug.An expletive used to express shock, anger, dismay, etc. used similarly to "Jesus Christ" or "Holy Shit."
Best used in public situations or when conversing with religious believers.
Several synonyms may be used in the same way. For example "Holy Member of Jesus," "Christ Cunt," and the increasingly popular "Christ Phallus"
Best used in public situations or when conversing with religious believers.
Several synonyms may be used in the same way. For example "Holy Member of Jesus," "Christ Cunt," and the increasingly popular "Christ Phallus"
Christ Cock! I missed tonight's episode of Survivor!
Holy Phallus of Christ that woman is attractive!
Christ Cunt! I can't find my keys and I'm late to work!
Holy Phallus of Christ that woman is attractive!
Christ Cunt! I can't find my keys and I'm late to work!
by The One True Lord Jesus Christ February 27, 2008
Get the Christ Cock mug.One who sneaks cock across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said cock. Usually through posterior means.
by LTronHubbard October 6, 2008
Get the Cock Smuggler mug.Reference to ones cock when other parts of their body resemble traits of a Lego (a children's toy) character. Such as the hair face and/or body shape
by Jimmison! October 27, 2008
Get the Lego cock mug.1. a person too frightened to have a sexual encounter
2. a sex game where three males with erections stand in formation and the opposing team throw ring doughnuts over the erections - like quoits
2. a sex game where three males with erections stand in formation and the opposing team throw ring doughnuts over the erections - like quoits
1. timid and cock shy she may be - but she loved her rampant rabbit.
2. "we were winning the cock shy by nine points" said trevor dejectedly, "when alec lost his erection and all his doughnuts simply dropped off."
2. "we were winning the cock shy by nine points" said trevor dejectedly, "when alec lost his erection and all his doughnuts simply dropped off."
by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003
Get the cock shy mug.1. For a homosxual: "Dirty cock-hounds looking for a bum..."
2. For a woman: "She's a greedy little cock-hound, isn't she"
2. For a woman: "She's a greedy little cock-hound, isn't she"
by Dave Buchan May 30, 2006
Get the Cock-hound mug.(n.) one who prevents another from getting "play", "poontang", etc.
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"
(n.) I was dancing with this girl, when this cock-block stepped in between us and started grinding with her.
(v.) I had finally convinced Susan to go to my friend's keg party with me, when my Dad cock-blocked me by taking away my car keys.
(v.) I had finally convinced Susan to go to my friend's keg party with me, when my Dad cock-blocked me by taking away my car keys.
by MCKREWGA September 13, 2003
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