Roast beef weiner

A penis that penetrates the Roast beef Vagina during intercourse

“ can I have that roast beef weiner inside my roast beef ?”

by Hsvdnl March 9, 2024

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Beef stroganoff

The act of strokeing the hard penis of oneself or another. Used as an “low key” way of saying I’m going to beet my shit crazy stile.

I am going to make your mother preform the reverse beef stroganoff on me tonight.

by Inquiring March 19, 2024

Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025

Beef chunks

Big girl with really big labia created by Sanford Tom

Holy fuck look at those beef chunks!

by Treelemons October 15, 2025

Beef Pumpkin

When you're raw doggin the backdoor and you reach around, use your ring fongers to pull the mouth from the sides to make an extra big smile and your pointer/middle fingersto stretch the eyes into a triangle shape so she looks like a Jack-o-lantern. Beef Pumpkin

Isaac: Hey are you still talking to Christina?
Chris: Yea she gave a Beef Pumpkin last night.

Isaac: Isn't that supposed to be the other way around?
Chris: I'm increasing your rent btw

by Jay 5ive October 31, 2025

Beef

To beef:

To let out an unexpectedly loud fart that kind of burns when coming out that smells like raw beef.

"Ayo! It's rank as fuck in here! Who BEEFED?"

by Lowkey tired as fuck November 4, 2025