David's hairline

that's a lot of damage; trash;

david's hairline needs some flex tape because it dooo

by ayowashere December 6, 2018

David

A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.

Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David

by Wet-B May 5, 2023

dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

David nall

A typical egg farm in the western islands.

When we went down to David Nall, we were pleased to find the enormous batch of eggs.

by persoonannana May 5, 2018

David

David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.

Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?

by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023

David

The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.

-David makes it look so easy bro. -Yeah he is the best

by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021

David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019