Girlfriend: "why do I have baby marshmallows in my vagina?"
Boyfriend: "you fell asleep early, so I dirty mayhew'd you"
Boyfriend: "you fell asleep early, so I dirty mayhew'd you"
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Get the Dirty Mayhew mug.A dirty shesha is the act of cutting of man’s penis while fully erect then fucking him with his own penis.
Yah I had to go to the hospital to get it stitched back on because my girl wanted to try a dirty shesha
by K1r1tw0 May 12, 2020
Get the dirty shesha mug.Is when your partner takes dietary pills the night before, and she holds it in until you put your balls in her anus, and all the build up of poo and diarrhea pushes your balls out of her anus causing all of the poo and diarrhea to shoot out like a volcano.
by dirtyorangepeel May 15, 2020
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I did a Dirty Morton.
by Beeg nene May 17, 2020
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I'm going to don my alsatian mask and carry out a dirty cuthbert on Elijah - he turns 26 in 15 minutes!
by BobbyBanks82 May 24, 2020
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by mimidim May 28, 2020
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He came to the hotel last night and did a Dirty Davo on me all night long and I squirted all over the bed
by MrFoxIrl May 29, 2020
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