Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.

As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..

by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023

u

Abreviation of you. Mainly used by people who are too dumb to write you, or by trolls trying to imitate those dumb people.

u dumb m8

by Clyran April 17, 2017

shart 4 u

the (not so) hit song that won so many grammys and emmies (no it didn’t)

“have you heard that song, shart 4 u by lila chopp?”
“no.”

by bitch not u November 23, 2021

no u

The ultimate comeback back, that is normally used when there is no other comebacks to be made. By using the comeback "no u", you instantly win the fight/argument, unless the opponent pulls out a reverse card, if this happens you just run, you run away as fast as you can.

Opponent: ur mum gayyy
You: no u
Opponent:*dies*

by Saxaphone Mcsizzle October 14, 2018

U tire

When you are an asshole.

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024

no u

Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.

Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*

by elementalneil May 10, 2018

pee ass u

Penn State

Oh you graduated from a university with the largest alumni network but did not get a job? Yeah, it’s Pee Ass U man!

by Old main June 20, 2025