Jake

jakes are usually nice but complete weirdos. jakes are usually players and will cheat on you. jakes are usually idiots and do not know what they are doing. if you see a jake be prepared.

look at that guy he is such a jake

by reeeeebooty October 1, 2019

saxon jake cannon

Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out

saxon jake cannon s dad is such a dilf
i would let him put it in

by sneakylink 1019 May 5, 2024

Jake Paul

He's a 2 IQ content creator who is known for having an audience of 11 year old girls

It's everyday bro Jake Paul is my hoe

by Sid:) August 19, 2020

Jake

Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.

Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.

He is a bitch.

Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.

Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.

Jake, another word for a man who is immature and is a misogynistic individual.

by mommymilkers88 November 29, 2021

Jake

The most gorgeous guy you’ll ever meet, with the most luscious hair. If you happen to have a crush on him watch out because many people already like him. He is very charismatic and will make you laugh. He has an extremely huge heart and loves animals. If you ever have a Jake in your life don’t let him go because he is one of the best people you will ever meet.

Girl #1: Wow who is that?

Girl #2: Oh that’s Jake isn’t he handsome?

by Daniel’s apple juice February 25, 2021

Jake

Typically from Pennsylvania.
Jake is your gay bestfriend who will trust and love you till the day you die. Jake doesn’t have a lot of money and when he has it he uses it on drugs. Jake can sometimes be a drug dealer or maybe even be a male hooker.

Jake is the best gay friend you will ever have

by Ahejielsndd r February 27, 2022

A-jake-ulate

Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.

"Is that gay guy flirting with my girl?"
"Yeh hes such an A-jake-ulate"

by Gonkasaurus May 11, 2018