University Highschool

A school in Irvine California that sucks hot ass and where fuckers who can't spell "university" go. Everyone who goes here has no more than 3 inches and enjoys hot gay sex with men

"yeah I heard John just went to university highschool"

"I'm sorry for his loss, he's gonna have to felch soon"

by Fuck Uni December 1, 2023

Universal bitch

Someone everyone knows is a bitch.

"She seems ok..."
"Uh what?! She's a universal bitch."

by Megaconda January 11, 2021

University of Michigan

Umich

Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.

Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.

Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.

by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022

university picnic

(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.

They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.

by Adabeie July 11, 2016

the prettiest girl in the universe

YOU!!

YOU are the prettiest girl in the universe!

by ur favourite gay November 28, 2023

Northern Michigan University

Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.

Northern Michigan University treats disabled and mentally I’ll people like shit still

by Nicole Ap February 3, 2024

The Universals

A Chad server which is not a clan and has nearly all clans in it.

Wars be happening every fuckin day in there.

Hey are you in the Universals?
No, what is it?
STFU YOU STUPID MF WHO TF DOESNT KNOW THE UNIVERSALS. IM GONNA FUCKING OTAX YOU YOU PIECE OF SHI*

by -HA-otaxer- May 25, 2021