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would-u

The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.

As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).

It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
by cool-chindogu August 3, 2011
mugGet the would-umug.

cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.
I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
mugGet the cell-u-lar-versitymug.

U.8.Noise

The kind of Music that comes out when acids and bases are neutralised by higher forces.
by Psuedo-li November 28, 2009
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no u

The ultimate comeback to a twelve year old on Fortnite calling your mom gay.
12 yr old: you're mom gay lol
Me: no u
by OOOOOOOOOOFF May 10, 2018
mugGet the no umug.

Amo como, Smok' u arego param skö

This phrase most commonly used in southern asian songs, You'll have a hard time missing them bars in the world famous song called BABABALENCIAGA ft. SHO. Anyways these nerve raking bars usually refer to something that look fly for instance (look at the defenition section)

The reason why i'm posting this is beacause I want more people to pay attention to these maginficent bars.

This word originates from the 1700- were asian people were discriminated for their race and therefor people called them ''Smok' u argeo'' or such as ''param skö'' these words were the worst of their case that had to be forbiden but most people didnt care and therefor the asian culture had to move on to finland. to pursue their careers they had to work as unemployed car mechanicer, wich didnt please the asian culture. The federalistic british council off asia stole cash from the local finland bank to provide food for their family and stuff like dats. The climate crisis is caused but the asian culture cus of thei uninhabitable life style. Direct translation of amo como smok' u arego param skö means very bad in australian. pilla gilla kolla o filma apan sitter på grillen och kollar på filmen.
That afraida lookin macabrilla prakha-chilla promise I can killa' param skö smok' u arego amo como sike. ''Amo como, Smok' u arego param skö''
by Ipromisemacabriller January 20, 2020
mugGet the Amo como, Smok' u arego param skömug.

S U C C

A meme on the interwebz of the Meme Man with the word “S U C C” paired with a poorly edited filterz.
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not a soul:
Me: How many layers of irony are you on rightn now? Like maybe 5 or 6 right now my dude. You are like a baby. Watch this: S U C C
by MinecraftRulesDotCom June 12, 2020
mugGet the S U C Cmug.

U

You
by sum idiot November 10, 2021
mugGet the Umug.

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