Old like the condom in your wallet

Extremely old. Soon to be expired.

A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.

by Guy st April 10, 2006

hello darkness my old friend

Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.

dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·

Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.

When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!

by trashscn November 23, 2016

12-yr-old internet kid

The most common and suicide-inducing people on the internet. Not knowing what they are doing, they constantly reuse old or overrated memes, make cringey YT videos "for fun" (only for the revenue, which will probably be only half a dollar tops), or engage in senseless online arguments. The following guide will tell you how mental a 12-yr-old is.

Level 1
- Recycles memes for no reason
- Has a channel only for commenting
- Has iFunny

Level 2
- Overuses trending memes
- Channel has low subs but a crap ton of content
- Posts negative comments for no reason

Level 3
- Forgets about improv and comedy.
- Tries to be in the hood.
- Somehow has decent sub count but garbage content
- iFunny is their religion
- Overuses insults like "KYS" or "drink bleach"

Some dude: 12-yr-old internet kids can jump off a bridge
12-yr-old: kYs u normie ߷ sub for sub also join my giftcard giveaway

by Oshawottlovestacos September 18, 2017

hello darkness my old freind

If You Looked Up Hellow Darkness My Olf Friend You Are A Meme Master Or You Watched Trolls(WITCH I HATE plz dont hate me) ANYWAY Here Is The Definition

*Your Friend Has A Ice Cream Cone And Trips And Falls* You Should Say "Hello Darkness My Old Freind" I Think Lol

by DefinitionMasterDudeJkImTotaly November 05, 2017

HOT CARL-"OLD CHICAGO STYLE"

In order for a "hot carl" to be "old chicago style" it has to be done in a public bathroom.

my girlfriend likes to give me a hot carl-"old chicago style" every time we go out to eat at mc marios

by peter didlo May 11, 2006

Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu August 16, 2008

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

by Penny Man July 14, 2008