Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

Beef

A native Canadian that won't pay for your xbox like they said they would

Beef why haven't you paid for my xbox

by TheBreadY December 28, 2018

beefing

the act of causing a queef-like emission of gas from another’s butthole during anal sex

A: “yo, i was railing her up the bum and then she started beefing”
B: “beefing?”
A: like bum queef
B: damn

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

Beef Stew

When the toilet almost overflows after you had diarrhoea and looks like beef stew

It had the worst diarrhoea last night almost clogged the bog and caused beef stew

by Shittykegs November 2, 2020

beef orchid

a: A pussy that has been pounded so hard it resembles ground beef.

b: Large flappy vaginal lips.

See also Meat Curtains.

I went to a bachelor party and the stripper had the most tender beef orchid I've ever seen!

by leminiwinks June 5, 2014

Beef Belarussian

Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.

Jesus Mike, big Beef Belarussian going on there
Penis nig cock

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Beef

To start a physical or verbal fight with another person.

You get beef from cows.

You look like you want some beef!

Tonight let's eat beef for dinner!!

by Nekooooo November 3, 2016