Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022

straight gremmin

A term used to describe an ugly human being. A filthy, unattractive, sick, muttly creature.

D: So did you see his girlfriend?
S: Yeah man, she was straight gremmin.

by shay dogg April 10, 2008

It's torture son, straight torture!

Heheheheheh, I should rewatch that.

Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight

person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade

by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025

Skittle straight

When you pour/grab 5 and only 5 Skittles candies from their bag and get one of each color : green, red, orange purple, yellow. References the card game hand 'straight'(i.e., a 5 card hand that has 5 cards that are sequential in number/face value)

Hey, I just got a Skittle straight from the bag! Gotta go play the lottery now, I'm feeling lucky!

by Scut Farkiss February 26, 2018

Ultra Straight

First of all: Super Straight and Ultra Straight are to seperate things ... Super Straight about your preference of not wanting to be with a trans person, while Ultra Straight meaning that your only into the opposite sex, in their gay form ... For example:

If a Ultra Straight man wanted to be with a women, he would be with a lesbian, because straight women likes dick, and for you prefering a women who likes dick, is gay.

Ultra Straight is a real sexuality, which should be treated just like any other.

by UltraStraightCommunity May 16, 2021

Straight Jacket

Confines the arms of a person.

When I urinated on myself, I was wearing my Boxer Briefs Undies like 👍 a straight jacket.

by Fendzs January 1, 2022