pants beer

A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.

Let’s do a pants beer!

Why would I want to do that?

Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.

*has 16 beers*

Let’s do it!

by ComprehensiveTough April 26, 2024

Pants-a-phobia

The fear of randomly being pantsed in public

Honcho wears 3 layers of pants because he has pants-a-phobia.

by Dwillcbk October 2, 2022

Scrafty pants

The pants that Scrafty use (the pokemon)

Scrafty uses his scrafty pants to show off

by Tiktok publishers May 24, 2023

pants for zoom

No

I am not wearing pants for zoom why would I if no ones gonna see it

by XxTheIsis123xX April 30, 2021

tail of the pants

Just barely

She graduated high school by the tail of the pants

by JJConifer May 27, 2017

Pant-sacked

When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.

Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 16, 2022

Cowboy pants

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.

Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.

by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025