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Douche of the day

Declaration of somebody acting in an idiotic and mischievous manner.
Oh, there goes James. Douche of the day!
by JamessssB January 20, 2009
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Day 11

The day in the Menstrual Cycle when a girl becomes most fertile, and is usually very near to Ovulation. Because of increased hormones she becomes extremely horny, and greatly desires sex.

You can tell if a girl is on Day 11 if she repeatedly mentions dirty or sexual things or just wants to have incredible amounts of sex. Be careful on this and the following days though, she's horny for a reason; it's babymakin time and the oven is warm.
Cassie: I called 8 dudes in my contact list, 4 of which aren't even booty call status and none of them will come and fuck me. AHHHH!!!

Jeff: Are you that easy or is it Day 11?

Cassie: Day 11

Chris: DUDE! Me and Stacy went for 7 rounds today. I couldn't believe it, we both called in for work sick and romped all day long!

Steve: Gotta love Day 11, I hope she's on the pill!
by Bodaggin April 11, 2011
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Egypt Day

Egypt day is a day to celebrate. It was originated in like right side of Mr. Rhoads classroom. You can celebrate Egypt Day by wearing a PW mask, making your background horses, and eating those strawberry candies that just spawn in your grandma’s purse!
Person 1: Do you celebrate Egypt Day!

Person 2: What?
Person 1: Egypt Day dumbass
by Hottie Amelia May 11, 2021
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Lomotif day

A national day that’s on April 26th where you post a edit/video of yourself from the app “lomotif”
Kacey: hey what are you making?

Mayan: a lomotif of myself for lomotif day
by Lexi.collins April 23, 2019
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Hobbit Day

The practice of suspending a diet for a day to indulge in overeating. This phrase is inspired by J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit in which it states that the eponymous creatures eat seven meals a day; first breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, tea, dinner, and supper.
I've been a good boy all week, but Saturday is my Hobbit Day so stand back and keep your fingers and toes well clear of my mouth when that drops.

I haven't eaten a carb in weeks, but I'm going to get my Hobbit on come Saturday.
by brob77 February 19, 2012
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Olympic Day

A day in which an individual will abstain from all physical activities, education, or fresh air in order to indulge in the Olympics.

Note: Due to habit and sheer enjoyability, Olympic Days may extend past the Closing Ceremonies.
Linda called in an Olympic Day to stay in and watch live streaming video of the Olympics

Even though the Olympics were over, Renee still felt like an Olympic Day was in order.
by cappy25 March 24, 2010
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Wins Day

Where for that day the person whom the day is dedicated to wins at everything no matter what it may be.
Dude I win
Why?
Cause it's ___ Wins Day that's why
by monkeymanerk001 February 2, 2009
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