straight kids

a group full of eight people
that are definitely ANYTHING but straight

lmao look at them
they are so gay
no. they are straight kids..

by nicolicek January 8, 2022

Baby Straight

A straight male who lacks experience in straight activities

Adam has never caught a football until his freshman year of college.

Adam is a baby straight.

by Whoreo II May 30, 2018

A straight faggot

A heterosexual person who has homosextual tendencies.

Hayden why are you acting like a straight faggot

by Dr.tevoooool March 8, 2020

Straight Fib

A phrase, which was introduced by the popular YouTuber Vlog Creations, which expresses the feeling that someone is fibbing. "Straight fib" is nerdy alternative to the modern phrase "straight cap."

"Nah, bro, that's straight fib."

by Wendell 6765103 February 20, 2022

Straight Scheuermann's

The epitome of neuro degenerative disease. The worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever. Slowly killing your ability to function as you slowly become more and more autistic. No one wants to be a straight scheuermann's

Robbie: I just found out he has the straight scheuermann's

Troy: I’d rather be Fucking dead than have the straight scheuermann's

Robbie: begins to hang and tie a noose

by ChairMan202 December 29, 2022

Straight up batshit crazy

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!

The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

Straight sexual

A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.

Idiot: Hey I’m straight sexual!
Everyone: Kill yourself.

by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022