to paint houses with Morgan

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.
Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!
by Harlequin boy August 25, 2010
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bangs like a shit house door

A female who energically enjoys sex.
Taken from when most houses in England had outside toliets and a door that would slam shut in the wind.
"I'd like to get into Sarah's knickers, i bet she bangs like a shit house door!"
by Sammyseven November 12, 2006
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An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.
I sat on the tarmac in Chicago for two hours only to end up in in an American Airlines Halfway House
by HeloPilot July 16, 2021
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An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.
I sat on the tarmac waiting to go home, and ended up in an American Airlines Halfway House.
by HeloPilot July 16, 2021
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Sam House's socks of win

Socks which are incomprehensibly win.
Sam your socks...they're SO WIN

Sam what sort of win were you on when you bought those socks?

Hae you seen Sam House's socks of win? They are!
by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010
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USPS Crashed Into My House

The term USPS Crashed Into My House, aka UCIMH is a term most used for when a USPS (United States Postal Service) truck crashes into your home/apartment.
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK USPS CRASHED INTO MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.
by DampBongo March 24, 2021
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