Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!

Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.

by Edubz October 5, 2017

michael crutcher

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

by Hey you girl October 12, 2017

Big michael

A fat boy

"Woah dude, look at that big michael over there"

by IloveVanillaSex October 25, 2017

michael mahoney

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.

I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!

by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017

A michael move

When you intentionally leave to go get lunch and not offer other co-workers to order as well.

How could you go get Chinese without offering to everyone. That is such a Michael move.

by whatfitsyou October 27, 2017

michael kirshenbaum

Best.

Teacher.

Ever.

Michael Kirshenbaum is cool

by solskyn June 16, 2017

Michael Keaton's Batman

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017