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Matthew

Stop being a Matthew
by Buttercup1389 April 13, 2025
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matthew

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matthew you suck
by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025
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Matthewing it

Reaching a flow-state of being so good at a game that it is unimaginable
While we were playing fornite, my friend is matthewing it.
by Jeridistifn February 19, 2026
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Matthew

Someone who is important to their job, to the extent that their workplace would not function without them.
After making it to the Stanley Cup finals 3 years in a row since Matthew Tkachuk was traded to the team, the Florida Panthers are barely clinging to a wildcard spot after Tkachuk was out with an injury for most of the season. He's a real Matthew.
by Winnie Roo February 21, 2026
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Matthew

Bro who ate all the cake?? Oh, it was probably Matthew.
by user5676767 March 13, 2026
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Mathematical Equation

a Mathematical Equation is something like 1 + 2 or literally anything with numbers and some symbols
What is this Mathematical Equation?
This Mathematical Equation Is The Quadradic Formula.
What Mathematical Equation would be used here?
by Some idiot idk March 17, 2026
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Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers
Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first
by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025
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