textual madness

The feeling you get when someone stops texting you right after you send a soul bearing text.

Omg! I just texted Kevin that I'm breaking up with Charlie and I'm in love with him, but he hasn't respond for like twenty minutes! I am in textual madness right now!

by Kimified September 29, 2014

Mad Dog

Formally the MD-90, the LOUDEST GOD DAMN PLANE IN EXISTENCE (aside from the Concorde). It pretty tho. Loved by AvGeeks, hated by Environment specialists. (lots of emissions.)

Mike: Bruh the Mad Dog is being retired?!
Jon: Damn climate people.

by AvGeek0924 February 5, 2021

mad packed

being very stacked
voluptous
having very big Bazonkers
milky big honkers

Look, that person is mad packed.
Oh, I agree with your statement about them having mily big honkers.

by mommysteponme October 21, 2023

Mads

Mads is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mads', you will notice a Mads by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?

Mads: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Mads: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

by Gery123 October 17, 2019

mad kam

Your one friend kameron who gets mad over the dumbest shit and beats women, and denies liking them.

Hahaha why u a mad kam

by CheersILikeBeer October 22, 2019

Mads

Mads is the kind of person who says he has a big big pee pee. But it's usually pretty smol

They eat alot of food, and are kinda fat

Mads' are also known to steal ex girlfriend's from his friends

Look at that Mads over there stealing his friends ex

Look there's a Mads eating alot of food

by Hadahada November 22, 2021

Full time mad bastard

TGF BRO

The only full time mad bastards are TGF BRO

by LooseV69420 March 17, 2021