An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
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Wal Mart,Win Dixie,Mc Donalds,Waffle House,or any place rednecks congragate.
Do we have to go shop at Wal Mart today.That place is a White Trash Club Med.
by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013
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stands for Champain and Cocain club
Paris- Hi lets join the C'N'C club

Channel- sounds fun but i only have a 1000 doller note to snort with
by Spoiltprincess March 3, 2009
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When you pull an all nighter and take a moment to sit and enjoy the beautiful sunrise since you're already awake. Usually after a never ending party or an all-nighter study sesh. Perfect way to start the new day. Usually accompanied by your choice of a nice beverage (ie coffee, tea or some dank OJ), Peaceful music, maybe a smoke (or vape if you're into it).
Jim: "Hey Rob, did you even sleep last night?"
Rob: "Nah bruh, too much homework. I was apart of the sunrise club though."

Stacy: "Last night's party never ended so we thought it was appropriate to join the sunrise club. It was a perfect way to end the night."
Mike: "Damn, i passed out too early, I'll have to join next time!"
by WooleyWanka April 25, 2016
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The type of music the director of a show makes you put in a show knowing fine well the song is dated and no one actually likes it. The only people who like S Club 7 are those who haven't moved past the early 2000s.
S Club 7 are ass
S Club 7 is the type of music my mom listens to
Did you hear that new S Club 7 song? Who the fuck are S Club 7?
by realtalk2001 June 28, 2021
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Similar to a diddle club... when a rich, usually a man, buys something like a young boys hockey team, with the intention of gettinkinky
Mr. Burns bought the Stars as his personal fiddle club.
by NebraskaMooser April 30, 2021
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