The Speedrun War

The Great War between Simeon_Dzhabata and Uiouiouio987.Whole story
The Speedrun War is a noun which specifies the war against uiouiouio987 and Simeon_Dzhabata
The Beginning:
Early 2018 uiouiouio987 had finally made it he had beaten the speedrun world record and now holded 1st place.
For a long time the title was his but then a challanger appeared.By the name of Simeon_Dzhabata his aim was to take down uiouiouio987 record.And he did on late 2018 he had succeeded.Uiouiouio987 was mad and he had to do something and ow he did.HE HAD BEATAN HIM BY 10 MINUTES.It was simple uiouiouio987 holded the record which was pretty much impossible to beat.
The New Update:
But then they released a new dimensions update.Now it could've been beaten.With trails and boosts Simeon_Dzhabata had done it.Uiouiouio987 tried but failed.
The End:
But in 2020 everything had changed.He was off and never stopped for 1 week he would wake up and start speedrunning and with the help of glitches and trails he did it.Simeon_Dzhabata has retired so now the title holder is UIOUIOUIO987.(for now)
by rinec January 04, 2021
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internet war

A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series
internet wars are a fun way of wasting time
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Link War

On internet discussion and debate forums, a form of argumentum ad lapidem or argument of the stone used in response to another poster to dismiss that posters argument without review or consideration. Generally, this is done in response to posts that contain links to material that supplement, explain, and support the points of the poster providing the links. The responding poster has no valid argument for the material linked and dismisses it without review of the merits of the material.
His argument was shredded and all he could do was post Link War.
Into the Night could not respond intelligently to the post so he dismissed it all by declaring it was a Link War.
by IB DaMann March 13, 2017
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Fog of war

The foggy feeling in your head the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
Man I feel dizzy from drinking too much last night, really feeling the fog of war this morning.
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Holy War

Hey I just saw a video titled "Why conservatives are turning on the Daily Wire?"
Hym "And do you think (maybe) that it has anything to do with the fact that Matt Walsh said he was in a holy war against the trans and, like, the next day a trans murdered a bunch of children. Remember that? So you've already talked your way into some murdered kids once, Brett. Remember that? Remember when that guy you went fishing with got those kids murdered? He literally murdered them with 'dishonest hyperbole' which mean.... Hell forever! Extra toasty! Extra... Crispy.... Yup... Holy war...."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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lotion wars

having open your lotion from bath and body works, and squirting it at your bud.
Cierra blasted me with her lotion during lotion wars.
by redk103413 May 16, 2018
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Texas Load Wars

That's a 4 people game (2 male and 2 female players). Fitst, guys sit down and aim their dicks on each other, then the girls give them a footjob. The first to shot his load get a point. Secondly, it's the girls' time to sit down, but the guys can use only their mouth to make them squirt.
Last night i tried Texas Load Wars (TLW) and it wasn't funny. I got a load.
by Everyothernamewasunavalieable February 27, 2020
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