eat the meat off the toilet seat

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008

Where do you want to eat?

When your girlfriend tells you she's hungry, but won't tell you anywhere specific that she wants to go (or possibly doesn't have any idea herself).

Girl: I'm hungry.
Guy: Ok, where do you want to eat?
Girl: I'm good with anything.
Guy: Pick somewhere. Anywhere.
Girl: I don't know.
Guy: I hate you.

by minion1 January 10, 2015

Dude this tastes like what I'm eating

A way of expressing that something tastes like what it should

Skippy eats a pear flavored jellybean
Jellybean tastes like a pear

Skippy-dude this tastes like what I'm eating

by The Band Aid April 23, 2010

I fucking eat my pussy bitch

i love to eat pussy and deepthroat dick I suck my grandpas dick and my dads and I eat my moms pussy and suck her boobs

I fucking eat my pussy bitch and i love it

by pooii November 9, 2019

splish splash I be eating yo ass

This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.

Hey wanna splish splash eat my ass?
Splish splash I be eating yo ass!!

by controversial dog October 11, 2021

girls who eat carrots

Carrot f***ed mango all u n***** die of f****** PewDiePie haha get wrecked and suck my d***

Girls who eat carrots are disgusting

by GiggleOfficial April 19, 2021

National eat your boys ass day

If your boy deserves it eat his ass: This happens on every October 30th.

OMG it’s national eat your boys ass day!!

by Big papi Alaric October 30, 2018