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What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 8, 2023
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cookie swap

When two male friends need to appreciate eachothers manliness. They also use this time to enjoy one another’s “cookies”. This typically occurs at the local pub and sometimes makes its way back to the car. There are sometimes Hershey kisses involved.
“Wow, that cookie swap last night really tired me out!”
by Mandingleberryfun December 29, 2022
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Super Cookies

When a 10 year old "Timmy Turner" bounces on the bed with five different supermodels he wished for. They all know how to quote on quote "Make super cookies."
Timmy: "Can you guys make cookies?"
Three out of five supermodels: "Super Cookies!"
by BLAMEcanadah_ January 9, 2024
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cookie phoned

Too many dabs leading to use of chocolate chip cookie as a telephone.
"You tryna get cookie phoned tonight?"
by Whitna$tymcwhitecheddah May 21, 2016
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Cookies

To rip the ball-handler in a Basketball game.
Klay: you can't steal the ball from me!
*Zay steals the ball.
Zay: Cookies! Gimme that sh*t.
by PostmanClamps July 14, 2019
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Cookie Clicker

An addictive idle clicker game. It could cause you to lose your mind and listen to corn-centeric music. It takes incredible feats of luck, skill, and waiting.
Guys, have you ever played Cookie Clicker? I've gotten 78% of the acheivements.
by fu**ing insane October 30, 2023
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Cookie Wookie

Is a sexual move made buy a man with a beard and a woman with a tanned vagina buy him planting his face on the vagina and howling like a wookie.
She says"Will you howl like a wookie on my vagina?"
He says"Do you mean a Cookie Wookie?"
She says" Sure."
He says" WHAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
by Sunnykittyshine October 27, 2019
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