Ghost dicked

When you jump off something and land on your feet but the shockwave goes right up ya asshole

Oh shit son! Feels like I just got ghost dicked!

by Spider butthole August 26, 2016

TG GHOST MUSIC

AN UNKNOWN DJ WHO MAKES MUSIC HIS OWN

HEY LOOK ITS THAT DJ TG GHOST MUSIC

by TG GHOST January 21, 2022

Ghost Phone

When you take your phone out of your pocket and feel or think your phone is still in your pocket.

Guy one: "Shit dude why are you spazzing out?"
Guy two:" Just had a ghost phone moment, but I put my phone on the table."

by goodduck4 June 28, 2014

Reverse Ghosting

The act of ghosting someone that trys to use the slow fade but is sending just enough texts to stay around.

You make the decision not to respond to that person trying to slow fade and one up them by ignoring messages and phone calls.

Me: Hey, haven't heard from you in a minute.

Them: Hi, sorry I've been super busy and sending messages when I can. How are you doing.

Me not responding and Reverse Ghosting -block

by Muteminded April 10, 2024

ghosted

Being ghosted is when you've been talking to someone for a while and suddenly, they never respond again.

"I was talking to this person over text, when suddenly, they just stopped responding for like a week!"
"Dude, you got ghosted."

by clare12 August 30, 2022

Blame it on the ghost

This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.

Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?

Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?

Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.

by saskers December 8, 2019

brown ghost

a fart

“Bill, have I just been visited by your brown ghost?”, asked Ted.

by vixenvic December 13, 2020