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tom

the guy with the hugest dick ever bigger than everyone else’s in the whole world and nobody can do anything about it it is just so big that it hurts.
by frogger666 November 22, 2021
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Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum
by Grudgehe January 17, 2019
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Tom Ringh

I saw a Tom Ringh yestarday
by GenericBlyatman April 1, 2019
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Tom G

Somehow pulls a lot of bitches but is really retarded.
Look at Tom g, rizzing up more chicks than he has underwear!
by XDTechnoOCE February 25, 2024
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Toms River

A township that is a dumping ground for fringe and hate. I define this literally without mentioning any particular groups of people.
Toms River has a big population.
by beachboy1122 September 1, 2023
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Tom Aue 10

Tom is a corrupt dumb idiot who smells like a dead horse.
by TomRudolph Aue January 12, 2023
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