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josh

a literal retard, he lost all brain cells when he thought it was a good idea to sniff petrol
" petrol is so good want some" - josh
by 1234xxxxx March 13, 2024
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Josh hart

Absolute fucking goat. He grabbed so many offensive rebounds in the NBA finals. He is the best coastal coast player in the NBA and he is better than everybody. I don’t care. He’s just better let the playoff offensive rebounds along with his teammate Isaiah Hartenstein and the only reason he is coming off the bench for the next is because they have too many players his position. I won’t take any other Opinions, go Villanova, go Knicks and suck my balls
I fucking love Josh hart, he is the best
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Josh Brooks

A gay paedophile currymuncher who has a miniscule penis and likes sucking off men for a fiver, he also has a little thing for his neighbour barbara who will most likely die in a couple years, she also has a rash on her large baffoon looking breasts. A josh also acts a bit big for his height thinking he can take down the Dilan the brick and Anthony the ("I cant breathe"). A josh also dresses their brother up for roleplay.
by Type1Nonce September 10, 2020
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Josh Collett

“Dude, that guy is so fucking stoned”
“He’s a Josh Collett
by Niggasaurus Rex March 25, 2022
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Josh watts

Uses the snorkel dance to rizz up fatties and his favourite place is the red lion in benidorm seein his shmukums stiky viky
Did you hear about that josh watts fella, ye he danced his way on to the end of -3 enoras toung
by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024
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Josh

A nigga (preferably light skin) who looks like he dominates every D1 sport until he moves. Uncoordinated and Goofy. Makes corny jokes but you laugh and dont understand why you are laughing, and pisses you off at least twice a day but he's still your bro at the end of the day.
That's some Josh ass shit.
by c;khfdksldf May 7, 2019
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Joshed

Being subtly dumped by your boyfriend
Omg! I was just joshed by my boyfriend!
by cdawgggg November 27, 2023
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