Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

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Fly-sexual

A fly that is an equal opportunity offender in terms of being annoying and/or embarassing during televised appearances is fly-sexual.

Him: Hey, did you see that fly that kept bothering the VP during debates? It was all anybody focused on. It was hilarious!
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!

Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 14, 2020

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K pop sexual

When you are a k pop stan and you are really attracted to the members of groups and you are a fucking simp and can't have a gf/bf because you like Korean boys/girls

person: I like you
k pop sexual: are u a Korean girl/boy
person: no
k pop sexual: k bye

by Miho.jghk January 22, 2021

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Sexual battlefield

the term used to describe one's risky or dangerous sexual behaviors. Said behaviors often end in massive failure, generally followed by moderate to severe injury.

Tilly's Friday nights are almost always ended with a sexual battlefield.

by theADHDhero August 1, 2012

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