Ride the Jellybean

When someone puts their ass cheeks over a clit and squishes it in between.

Last night when Gary went all ride the jellybean I almost came but then he farted.

by Straight Up Ums June 6, 2020

Riding Dirty

Two drivers are driving side by side in the lane while they are talking, and driving slower than the posted speed limit, and blocking all other cars from passing them.

Those two drivers ahead of me are riding side by side and talking and blocking all others drivers from moving past them, they are riding dirty.

by Rascal-Flatts May 13, 2021

Riding the sandwich

What a turtle that has too much tequila does when trapped between two gorgeous women who are flashing in the hut.

I saw that Miss Jayme tagged and CaliSnacks was typing so I just was riding the sandwich.

by Flyguy01843 October 13, 2023

Slide and ride

You can’t understand the ride but the slide will soon open up to you. It’s important to slide while you ride but not ride the slide as you glide.

Imagine telling Z.F. about Slide and Ride?
Me either.

by Jennatalls123 November 30, 2019

Meat Riding

nightwolf9509 Aka ShortGuy agrees with anything at all even remotely close

oh i see and i agree and am meat riding

by god of catinos April 11, 2025

booty back ride

It's a piggy back ride but you hold onto the booty instead of their legs

Do you want me to give you a booty back ride?

by Rideordiebaeby November 17, 2016

Ride Yoshi

Super Mario World Really Indended.

How Puyo Puyo is Jealous.

Totally Original Joke: Mario is Going to Ride Yoshi, of course!

by ArleNadjaFanatic2018 November 1, 2018