riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park

"i was riding the shart on my way home today"

by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021

riding on time

to be able to do something and still get to another thing on time

person 1: it's 11:30, but i have to shower and leave at 12
person 2: as long as you finish by 11:50, you should be riding on time

by Defl August 20, 2021

ride and cheese

When a women is riding a male and he screams I’m gonna cut the cheese as he busts inside of her

Girl 1: Omg guys last night me and Gary tried to ride and cheese and it was so hot.
Girl 2: Me and Nathan have to try this

by Alexis Burns August 31, 2021

Infamous ride along

A cop ride along when you're arrested

Friend: u been isolating from depression again?
Me: no I had an infamous ride along and went to jail

by lilsamsixty9 June 7, 2021

RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.

You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021

Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.

I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.

by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021

Ride Height

A man karate chops his torso. This is known as the ride height

Some dumb chick thought I would be DTF but then I hit her with the ride height check and she failed...

by D3V14T0R August 17, 2024