Edgewater Park. "The ghetto" A small town in South Jersey where there is no such thing as wealth, and the people value the little that they have. The crime rate in EWP sky-rockets majorly each year, and the school's test scores are one the lowest in the state. The kids here learned to fight and fend for themselves around the Kindergarden and 1st grade. Kids and Teens living in towns with money who could kick some another rich kids ass; would be getting rushed through the emergency room doors in critical condition if they were to fight an 8 year old here in Edgewater Park! My advice: if you aren't from the ghetto, you should avoid visiting here.
In Edgewater Park, NJ, we have to make the best outta what we got. That's why we gotta know how to fight!
by ewpgirl16 May 18, 2009
Get the Edgewater Park, NJmug. by Gypsy Lagoon July 28, 2014
Get the Amusement park ridemug. by hitler resurected February 5, 2009
Get the ghetto winter parkmug. An Ultra cool group consisting of Joey Joe Joe, Sebby, Roth, Harry and Mike that take safa park by storm every thursday for football. They like competition but will never get beaten because of Joe's uncanny resemblence to Gordan Banks in goal, Ross' Awkwardness compares him to Peter Crouch and Hareth's Blistering pace and stamina to that of Ronaldinho. Watch out Dubai, because the safa park Warriors are coming to get you. COPYRIGHTED
by Mike Clemson October 15, 2006
Get the The Safa Park Warriorsmug. A boat dealership that is full of headass retards. No one knows what they’re talking about and their sales department is full of faggots that have no idea what they’re talking about.
by weener butt November 13, 2021
Get the Parks Marinamug. Wanna be drug lords, ok nerds, fuckbois, cliques but still better than Payton wannabes and Northside fags. Half the kids do weed and 75% of the IB kids are the type of kids to remind the teacher of hw. The school is lit and fucked up at the same time. #BakkeBestTeacher
by Another kid who goes here October 25, 2016
Get the lincoln park high schoolmug. A shithole high school in Stoney Creek, Ontario built in the 60s. Teachers are ok unless you get Mr.Brooks, he gets annoying with his conspiracy theories. Students are a bunch of stoners that hang out and vape outside the tech hall, all you smell is blueberry muffins but it’s all these so called toughguys sucking their dildo sticks, and a nice waft of weed smell coming from their car cause they drive stoned.
The school is basically runned by Serbs and Muslims so basically they just hate eachother and wanna conquer eachother. So much villager Indians and their capes and and turbans like there gonna plant a bomb.
The school is basically runned by Serbs and Muslims so basically they just hate eachother and wanna conquer eachother. So much villager Indians and their capes and and turbans like there gonna plant a bomb.
Hey I goto orchard park secondary school, I just skip class, vape and smoke fat blunts and drive everyone stoned out of my mind in my shitbox civic that sounds like a dolphin being raped.
by OGShoota300 January 14, 2020
Get the Orchard Park Secondary Schoolmug.