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Thank the Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Thank God" or "Thank the Lord".
Thank the Universe, it's Friday!

Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.

Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.
by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
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universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
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This Kid University

In 2023, This Kid University (TKU) was founded and established for students that have silly or mindless moments. It is often associated with the phrase “This kid” and can be used in a wide variety of contexts.
I graduated from This Kid University.

This kid… He belongs at TKU!
by belvitasandwich February 19, 2024
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kozminski university

School with students from rich families. Students say all the time 'omg i'm so fucked up, I need a cigarette rn'. Catwalk from Michael Kors bags (cheapest ones there) to Birkin and Gucci ones (sometimes it isn't enough). Rolex for this kids is like Casio.
Wow, you're going to Kozminski University, you're a such banana.
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McMaster University

A Canadian University that, since the CoVID-19 pandemic, had been taken over by a cabal of sadistic perverts led by President David Farrar and Provost Susan Tighe. Most of the university budgets were diverted to the frequent circlejerks upper administrative board of governors partakes in.

In 2022 following unprecedented inflation, McMaster failed to respond to its teaching assistants union's request for contract renewal months, resulting in a strike. On Twitter, David Farrar tweeted saying news of TA's hardship had made the board of governor so horny that they couldn't get out of their circlejerk for 5 months (thus couldn't respond to the union during that time).

The admin circlejerk continued its operation everyday during the TA strike, with no one coming to the table (despite union representatives being at the table every day), thus prolonging the strike.
McMaster University administration love their circlejerks
by Susan Tighe December 4, 2022
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sandip University

You fucked up somewhere in your life to be searching this in life.
You sandip University'd yourself
by KonTv June 8, 2023
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