Brain Person

A person who doesn't use their brain, but is always in their head.

Brain Person example:
Not using brain: Ahh maybe I should eat these copper wires now.
Inside of head: I'm not capable of upholding productive habits; there must be something wrong with me.

by thawout May 11, 2025

iPhone brain

When you have a very big brain but in a different way.

Ririka has Galaxy brain.

Kanade has iPhone brain!

You know what galaxy mean?

"Smartphone."

by TransKitten June 1, 2024

Brain fart

When theres too much misunderstanding in the mind about something.

Bro i had a brain fart during the whole lecture.

by Wakandaman247 June 24, 2025

Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that

Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke

by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021

bike brain

A person who refuses to acknowledge that not everyone wishes to ride a bicycle.

Adam and Gaz suffer from chronic bike brain.

by Larry L January 29, 2024

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Brain

Something you don’t have.

Person #1, “What’s a brain?”

Person #2, “Look it up on urban dictionary.”

by Bubinator November 18, 2020