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The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch
Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool
by Skksksmakakkskkakaksm December 22, 2020
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Mary

Let's put it like this, having a Mary in your life is one of the most inspiring things you'll ever experience. The first meet is and will on going be a memorable day. She is quite the person, a person who invites you to coffee, one who is creative in art, learns daily, and one who loves things planned out accordingly. She may not check up on you like a usual friend does but that's because she's one of the most empathetic people that you'll ever meet. She doesn't just have empathy, she's also caring, loving, humbling, honest, understanding, outgoing, and probably any other kind word you can think of. I'd say she's more than just a friend, somebody worth being there for; at any moment. She makes you smile but doesn't just make you smile, she makes you happy when you're around her. She knows that not all days are always a needed invitation from the ones we love, just wait, be patient and see what happens by taking each day, day by day. She doesn't get angry with people, nor gives up on people but does let you know in a kindly manner if you can do a small favor for her and afterwards when you've done that small favor, she does say thank you of course. Nevertheless, she is always loved by many. Once you've gotten to know her, it's not because of what's on the outside but of what's on the inside; someone who is pure-hearted. The purest of the pure, like picking a rare fruit from the ground that fell from a fruit tree.
Mary, a type of person that you would never imagine in your life.
by Aceincognito27 November 23, 2021
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Crushed mary

A fucking terrifying vocaloid song (in my opinion)
Brandon listened to crushed mary yesterday. He had a heart attack and cried. Lmao
by goobersnooner April 19, 2024
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Presentation of Mary Academy (P.M.A.) is the worst school, worse than prison. The principle is a money hungry, sexist, and unfair gremlin. The middle school is a shitshow, and the food is half-cooked garbage. Classrooms are stinky and musty. The given computers are cheap chrome books with no learning applications beside google. You don’t learn anything from the “special” classes, and most of the “special” teachers are uneducated. Technology in this school is uncommonly used by students. If you’re educated or talented, P.M.A. doesn’t care about your education and will pit you aside, especially you’re a boy.
I’m going to get expelled because I spoke my opinion on the education at Presentation of Mary Academy as a educated, male student.
by ProCurryMuncher May 3, 2022
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Amber from Marys

A short blonde girl who wears Van's and has a bunch of guy friends...
Most commonly thinks they are not cute when they are... also very fun to talk to
Are you know marys who's friends with ambers.. amber from marys
by Hdhshsjsn September 6, 2021
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Mary Jane

A herb that makes you float ya boat, will be faded than a MF ! Some people sell dookie some sell the pressure and some sell that exotic.
Aye girl where can I go to get this Mary Jane?
Ole dude across the streets got some trash Mary Jane.
by anonymous September 27, 2021
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mary

She is ur bestfriend or the person u hate she will murder someone for her bf/gf or her bestfriend u r lucky to be friends with one and she is one of the sexiest ppl on earth
Look it’s Mary

Who?
mary

WHOS MARY?

Ur rlly dumb
by David’s brother December 24, 2021
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