Jake

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."

...."Jake is such a parasite!"

by Adubbxx February 14, 2018

Jakeing

Verb.
To joke. Originated from the common online phrase "JK" meaning "just kidding".

To JK, or to Jake.

Son: INCEST IS BEST!
Father: We need to talk.
Son: Don't worry Dad, I'm just jakeing here!

by LouTheLandLord May 30, 2009

jake paul

the defenition of {twat} he is the lowest scum on earth

friend : i watch jake paul

everyone in a 20 mile radius burn the witch

by SZN JarJar June 28, 2020

Jake Paul

WAAAAAALMART!

This is team 10 bitch who the hell are flippin you?

Passed all the competition, man, Pewdiepie is next.

Otherwise known as, LIGMA.

Oh boy, I just got a horrid case of Jake Paul!

by Pewdiepieee January 19, 2019

Sam and Jake

Coldest duo on earth

Sam and Jake are so fit

by nuxxi February 23, 2023

Jake Paul

A dumbass young boy who has more money than all the people in the worlds IQ and he doesn't know what to do with the money he shouldnt have

Why did he die
Oh he saw Jake Pauls face

by Yes yes yes talli ho May 29, 2018

Jake Coren

When old people get random spurts of sexually attraction and start attempting to have sex with the nearest object. This has been known to occur between old men and their dogs.

I walked in on my Nan the other day during a Jake Coren with the tv remote up her pussy

by Nosneb1 October 19, 2010