this goes hard on mute

a song so bad that people use this for sarcastic reasons

Guy1: yo bro look at this song, its so bad that this goes hard on mute
Guy2: because it absolutely sucks
Guy1: ok

by yo this is a banger November 14, 2023

face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.

I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.

by Big DG December 26, 2017

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of that try-hard comedian over there. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 04, 2020

Acts hard

Bobby chapman

Bobby chapman acts hard

by Urapussy February 08, 2023

Hard Google

A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google

I had to hard google it and got taken to a wiki page with the answer

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019

hard google

when you know exactly what you are looking for and will not stop at anything to find it

i dont do dat soft google shit, i know exactly what im looking for, hard google for lief.

by ir88/80m80 May 14, 2016

Hard boiled egg

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.

Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?

by E hates Q July 18, 2023