ghost lantern

A cancerous-ass weapon that every noob uses

Nub: Hey u using ghost lantern?
Me: No
Nub: Why?

Me: Cuz I ain't retarded

by CG_Kozispoon December 10, 2017

Ghost in the Shell

when you shove an boiled egg in someone's mouth and wrap a leather belt around their face and kick them in the mouth. Release the Ghost in the Shell

hey girl can you do a Ghost in the Shell on me I'll give you a $20

by potc September 28, 2020

Ghost Rudder

When you are receiving a Dutch Rudder and both of your arms go numb.

Tommy and I were trying the Dutch Rudder but it was taking too long. When we both went numb it felt like a Ghost Rudder.

by thefuncanoe July 29, 2020

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021

ghost texter

Similar to a ghost writer, it is someone who temporarily writes and sends text messages on behalf of the original sender. Mostly because the sender is busy doing something else.

While she’s driving, she asked her best friend to become a ghost texter so that she could respond to her ex-boyfriend.

by nervous_wreak3 December 1, 2023

ghost-knock-over

When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.

Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much

by zumalifeguard September 22, 2020

Ghost Tears

The act of masturbating two men until both ejaculate into your open eyes.

Bruce forgot his costume so we gave him ghost tears.

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021