Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.

Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float

by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018

Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.

I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.

by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022

scrmbled eggs

Second prize

You get your hole back at her place?
No, scrambled eggs and a Sunday Herald though!

by Rab Ha July 2, 2004

Bro Eggs

The strong smell of a Bro's Egg Farts

"Damn Jefferey, you go some Bro Eggs today"

by BrothaBear July 19, 2019

powder egg bombs

Easter eggs filled with baby powder to throw at people on holidays

powder egg bombs make great pranks

by porfkl June 21, 2011

Porno egg

An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it

I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie

by Stan Stanley stanforth January 12, 2021

Hater Eggs

A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of throwing hate at that person in the metaphorical form of getting "egg on your face."

Why do you keep throwing hater eggs at everyone?

by SirJimble October 2, 2019