boner cheese pie

A pie filled with a ton of cum and cheese

Man I just jerked it so I decided to make some boner cheese pie!

by yeahdagdfda December 2, 2010

fuckin' boner

fuckin' boner is like when something is really good and just so say "boner"

boner that dan

"look at that there jamie"
"yeah it's fuckin' boner innit"

by DontBelong September 11, 2005

How to deal with a boner

When you have a boner and your in public you should put it under your waistband and it will go away without anyone knowing you had one.

That’s how to deal with a boner

by Olbert enstun May 2, 2022

Subconscious Boner Syndrome

When you have a boner at a time when you dont want one, but for some reason you just can't get rid of it as a result of subconscious sexual thoughts. When you try to distract yourself from sexual thoughts in order to lose the boner, sexual hallucinations only worsen. As a result, the boner only stays longer and you have no power over it.

John: "Man, I was in class today and I got this huge boner and all of a sudden, I could only think about sex! I hope no one saw it."

Fred: "Dude, that sounds like you had a bad case of Subconscious Boner Syndrome!"

by joshpicillo January 11, 2015

total mouth boner

An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.

"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."

by Deathcloud420 September 14, 2019

Eternal boner syndrome

When you can't stop getting a rock hard erection every day thus only being tamed or cured by jacking off

Dude I have eternal boner syndrome, I'm not a sex addict I swear.

by Quantum7_ August 17, 2018

bury my boner

I need to bury my boner in a tight pussy.

I love to bury my boner in hot woman.

by Splinter disciple January 30, 2016