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Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.
Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
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Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
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TW0 AND A HALF

If your FRAT brothers call you this as watch your back.
I hate to tell you TOM as you are a TW0 AND A HALF with a zero.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
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Mile…Mile and a half

1. A hiker’s response to “How much further?”
2. It’s always further than 1.5 miles
“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”

*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
by dxtros June 11, 2025
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Half-rican

Half-Rican
If his mother is Caucasian and the dad African American then the child is a half-rican.
by Bobett Hard January 20, 2020
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half-pibling

Parent's half-sibling.
My half-pibling is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Half available

When you're single but don't want to commit to anyone
by CuckNinja August 2, 2018
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