Doing a girl in the anus then pulling out and finding out you have a turd on your cock. Sometimes leading to putting the cock in the girl's mouth out of pure frustration.
Also known as getting "CACked", not to be confused with the Bostonian "cacked" for getting hammered.
Also known as getting "CACked", not to be confused with the Bostonian "cacked" for getting hammered.
"So Jimmy did his girlfriend in the ass last night?"
"Yeah, he also gave her a Chocolate Anal Cone..."
"Yum..."
"What?"
"Uhh... Nothing."
"Yeah, he also gave her a Chocolate Anal Cone..."
"Yum..."
"What?"
"Uhh... Nothing."
by Pablo Montoya December 04, 2006
when one dominant figure places his "junk" in another mans ass in a military operative type role-play
dude, did you hear that gavin and landon initiated each other in a game of anal gauging combat. dude that's sick
by cornholejoe August 16, 2008
Anal sex is a sexual practice which is sexually appealing to only 1% of American women according to the most comprehensive survey by the Social Organization of Sexuality.
(Edward O. Laumann, John H. Gagnon, Robert T. Michael, Stuart Michaels. The social organization
of sexuality: Sexual practices in the United States. Chicago: University of Chicago Press.)
(Edward O. Laumann, John H. Gagnon, Robert T. Michael, Stuart Michaels. The social organization
of sexuality: Sexual practices in the United States. Chicago: University of Chicago Press.)
The elderly porn addicts and 11-year-old boys who experience their first outbreak of acne and have commented on anal sex so far may find it difficult to differentiate between actual behavior and the sexual world portrayed in pornography.
While anal sex appears in 55.9% of all scenes in best-selling pornography -- see Robert Wosnitzer et al., 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis"-- and the woman is shown to "enjoy" it, it is important to understand that if they are every lucky enough to have consensual sex with a real woman chances are she will beat them to a bloody pulp if they ever try to manipulate her into letting them penetrate her anus.
While anal sex appears in 55.9% of all scenes in best-selling pornography -- see Robert Wosnitzer et al., 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis"-- and the woman is shown to "enjoy" it, it is important to understand that if they are every lucky enough to have consensual sex with a real woman chances are she will beat them to a bloody pulp if they ever try to manipulate her into letting them penetrate her anus.
by The Happy Humanist July 28, 2010
by redblade77 July 05, 2008
After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.
Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.
Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.
Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.
by The Juice 47 May 14, 2009
by don-keyballs October 21, 2007
A sex act entailing urinating into your partners gaped anus, then once the partners anus has closed back up they proceed to stand over you and twerk while they force the urine out of their anus.
"I had Emily give me the old Anal Rain Dance the other night. It was good but, as usual, its just so messy."
by Metallijosh November 12, 2014