Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".
If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!
by QuacksO October 20, 2023
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Boogie Ride

It wasn't far to the lesbian picnic, so we took a boogie ride.
by Qwakker June 12, 2020
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Riding the sandwich

When a buzzed turtle who's drinking tequila is sandwiched in between to gorgeous women flashing their boobs and doesn't want it to stop.
I saw that hottie #1 flashed and then hottie #2 flashed, I loved it so I just was riding the sandwich as long as I could!
by Flyguy01843 October 14, 2023
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Riding the sandwich

What a turtle that has too much tequila does when trapped between two gorgeous women who are flashing in the hut.
I saw that Miss Jayme tagged and CaliSnacks was typing so I just was riding the sandwich.
by Flyguy01843 October 14, 2023
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magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 07, 2010
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this is what you see in roblox when sommbody try's to fucking skam you its not real go cry about it that you lost you're robux
roblox chat:
(scammer):TYPE ABC FOR A Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride
(smart-player):no
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child): O: ABC OMG OMG
(scammer): just give me all youre robux
(smart-player): dont do it
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child): TAKE MY MONEY
(scammer): haha thanks bye
(game): scammer left the game
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child):WAAA WAAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA

(smart-player): told you
by dirtnoob December 27, 2021
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Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.
She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead
by Kbdml March 20, 2022
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