Brown sharpie

When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it

Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough

by DankCheddar76 October 1, 2022

Brown Cloud

When someone is snorting a rail out your asscrack and you fart and a cloud of coke blows up in their face.

He was doing a rail out her ass crack and she ripped a brown cloud on him.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

brown drink

a mixture of multiple Gatorade flavours that make a brown coloured drink that’ll make u go crazy then sick to ur stomach

“Dude that players out of the game he drank too much brown drink and is sick...”

by drinkthatbrown February 26, 2018

brown recluse

The human anus.

In the locker room I accidentally caught a look at Joe's brown recluse.

by Pickle Ron June 18, 2019

Hudson Brown

Hudson Brown’s are super cool. Everything they do is superior, and those who disagree are wrong. They are super good at all sports, especially rowing.

Wow his name is Hudson Brown, he is so superior to me in every way!

by betterthanadrianjaggernathan November 22, 2021

Charlie Brown

Nickname for saying marijuana, or weed; usually in a secretive way.

"Charlie Brown" is used in this context, in the song Green by the rapper Dumbfounded

Charlie Brown could also be said as just Charlie

- Are you with charlie

- Yea dude i'm blasted

- Wanna hang out with charlie later
- Sure, I just got more zig-zags

by Goob_ January 16, 2018

Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

by YouLooked December 2, 2014