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Baran de jj

"JJ" stands for two joints, if you call a friend "*Name* de J" that means that they are cooler than smoking two joints at once
Eyy Baran de JJ you are so cool.
by Lissapeta January 23, 2022
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
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pet de shelly

petting de shelly, it just means petting de shelly, nothing bad!
“Pet de Shelly is in our pe class guys, both of them.”
by pet de shelly 101 February 21, 2019
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de-spedulized

No longer being challenged physically or mentally; the process of removing retardation from oneself; not being a "sped" anymore.
OMG I am actually de-spedulized now!" "No, your still special.
by illusional_dream19 July 29, 2010
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nil de nil

completely empty.
"Kate's house's nil de nil for us — let's go to her house real quick."
by hydorus shui October 2, 2023
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Maven de Marco

Why are you such a Maven de Marco!
by m_klmxx November 24, 2021
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