Jake

Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.
Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him
by RoombaMan1929 May 30, 2021
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A fuck who will beat his girlfriend and wife and who will masterbate on Skype and lies about every thing to his friends also a fake friend which hangs out with holograms.
Friend 1:Jake is an ashole
Friend 2: I know right I hate him he said he never masterbated but I saw him do it on Skype

ME: HI JAKE DAWSON BARNES
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An ashole who will never be a good friend but a woman beater
Guy1 : what happened to that girl. guy2: Jake beat him up
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Twat. Just like all J names
Jake is a narcissist
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jake is a fresh fly ass nigga, he think he know how to dress and spends money on the most weirdest clothes but he got that on, he’s money loaded & is based af. Jake is gangster as fuck and stays on Roblox dissing niggas and plays skate 3 till 4 am, He the biggest troll and is funny afffff!!!! Jake stay strapped even thru tha darkest nites
Girl: is that a Jakester

Me: yurp he got that on

Girl: yeah he’s so based….

Me: I’ll let him kno

Me: he said to hit him up on the roblox
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A guy with a NOICE COK
OMG that’s Jake over there I heard he has a NOICE COK
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The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.
Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what

Person1:he beat a mining corporation

Person2: that’s really cool
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