retard

If u r looking this up u r one

You fucking retard

by blawblawblaw432 December 15, 2021

Retarded

Noah Welshhans

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I am retarded!

by E! Molk ka February 12, 2019

Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

ex.2

"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 21, 2013

Retarded

A word that french teachers will not allow you to say, because it is "past its time"

"That guy's so retarded"
French Teacher: "DONT SAY THAT"

by asdfghjklkevinsweirdandgau May 10, 2018

Retard

Someone mentally deficient, no friends and overall just clapped

"Dylan is a retard"

by ballslicker12334 February 17, 2023

retardation

7th Nameless#5555

Hi my name is, 7th Nameless#5555 and I have symptoms of retardation.

by namelesssama November 23, 2021